The Story of Bacon Robin


As read by Cameron Arie Woodruff
Illustrated by Cameron Arie Woodruff


Typed by Mommy Woodruff

Technical Assistance provided by Daddy Woodruff


The Forest of
Bacon Hall
The Town of
Baconham
The Great Jungle
The Isle of Bacon

Once upon a time in the forest of Bacon Hall there lived a man named Bacon Robin. He had once served King Bacon. Now King Bacon had been off to fight a battle against the allies. While the evil Sheriff of Bacon had a King named Bacon Tree. He had planned to steal all the bacon in the town, while Bacon Hood couldn't take it because the bacon belonged to his royal hihgness King Bacon. The king had a lovely daughter named Princess Bacon, and she was Bacon Hood's real mother. Bacon Hood had planned to steal the bacon from the evil Sheriff of Bacon and give it to the poor because the bacon belonged to the poor. When the good king was still around he had given the bacon to the poor because they were starving and they had no money. When Bacon Robin had found that Blinken had been wandering around in the forest he asked him, "What is wrong, Blinken old pal?"

Blinken said, "Your father is not around any more. He went off to fight a great battle against the allies and we don't know if he's going to come back again alive or dead. They took the castle with a hundred horses and three hundred strong men. They also used wheels in the back to take the castle. They used axes to chop a hole to put wheels in. They moved the castle to the village to steal all the bacon in the village. Your father told me to give you this; it's the greatest jewel to the greatest treasure in the whole world. May I keep it?"

The Evil Bacon Tree

The jewel to the greatest treasure was red. Bacon Robin said, " No actually... I think I should keep my promises to my father."

Blinken said, "There's a friend of mine named Atchoo in the village and when you find him you must ask him how to find Little John and we can all get together to fight the evil Sheriff of Bacon."

So Bacon Hood said "OK, Blinken lets head to the village but do you have any disguises?"

Blinken said, "Atchoo might be able to give us a disguise."

So when they headed for town they kept low down and behind the buildings.

Blinken said, "Atchoo's place is right ahead. See the red band? That's where he lives."

So they journeyed on. They got there by nightfall and Atchoo gave them three costumes because there were plenty of spies. Then they journeyed on through the night with a lantern and they got to the forest by daybreak. When they got to Little John they told him everything that Atchoo said. Little John was quite surprised to find out that the King wasn't there, so they decided to attack but Bacon Robin decided to give them a warning that if they didn't leave the bacon to the right owners that everybody in the forest would attack the royal family. But they wouldn't destroy the castle. The evil King Tree got a proclamation wrote down that there's going to be a party. Bacon Robin decided that him and his men would go to the party, Bacon Robin would go in first alone, leaving the doors a little open to give the signal to give him men to come in a attack. So thy all agreed.

On the day of the party, Bacon Robin's merry men went over to the castle. Bacon Robin went inside first of all carrying a great warthog. He gave the warthog to them as a party gift. Then Bacon Robin told his Highness that if he doesn't leave the bacon to the poor people then Bacon Robin would attack the castle. But the King didn't agree. Then Bacon Robin went outside and told his men to give the King a real party that they would'nt forget! So the merry men went inside. They had taken the villiagers and trained them and now they went inside and had a big duel. The merry men killed three guards.


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