Sunday, May 23, 1999
First things
first: the new Austin-Bergstrom airport opens today!
Good-bye Mueller! You know, it makes me kind of sad,
the last time I flew into there last June, it didn't really
occur to me that the much ballyhooed New Airport would be
opening before I would return. I think I would have been a
little more reflective if I'd thought about it much. My
first trip - 10 years ago now, I feel so old - was to
Austin. I remember waiting at Pittsburgh - the old terminal,
which I don't remember well - for the 737, in USAir's
ghastly old orange
and yellow colors,
to arrive. It was delayed in Philadelphia and I was 7, so
I'm sure I was bouncing off the walls, waiting for my ride
in the big jet. *a tear wells up in my eye* I sure do have
a lot of
memories from there
over the years: Ma throwing the Starbucks coffee up in the
air, a dozen scary landings (the noise abatement turn will
live in me forever), even scarier rides from the airport on
I-35, clearing the seafood gumbo through security (it was in
a styrofoam cooler duct-taped shut, kinda like a bomb), the
flooded-out bathroom, knowing just where to meet my uncle -
in the bar. I wonder if that nice gray-haired bartender who
was always there will go to work at Bergstrom.... An
unofficial
site and the
City
of Austin's site.
The school year is winding
down fast. My math and English finals are finished and
speech and chemistry are next week. After that, it's just
about all finished. Hard to believe! Last day of school in
the Warren County School District is June 8, 1999. I've
started to get a new collection of airliner photos ready for
the gallery. It's really been too long since the
last update. Don't expect the new exhibition up too soon,
but it ought to be along in a reasonable length of time.
Also, once school lets out, I'm thinking I may do a total
site redesign. I've had this format for a year and a half
now, so maybe it's time for version 3.0. Comments?
Saturday, June 12, 1999
Well, here it
is, the new web site, version 3. As far as style goes, it's
a pretty radical departure from the old version, but that's
what I was aiming for. It has a little bit
more...ummm...personality than the previous version, but my only hope is
that it doesn't go overboard into the realm of tacky (how
suitable that I am worrying about this while typing in this,
the most extreme page in the new design). I tried to create
a nice impact. I would really appreciate it if you would
tell me how
I've done. The
Aviation page, by the way, is not done. It
has been the hardest to find appropriate art for - and is
also the largest section on the page - so you'll have to
wait on it. I'm thinking of doing something with frames for
it, but I haven't decided on anything yet. And the hot pink
in the Music section is probably only a temporary
measure, as well (although I do find it rather
ironic).
As you may have concluded,
this section here is a replacement for my "Welcome" table on
the front page. I decided to spin it off into a separate
page for reasons not only of aesthetics, but also becuase I
wanted more space to free write on whatever I am thinking,
ala Daniel's site [which, unhappily, been been defunct since
autumn 2000].
No progress on new airliner
photos for the gallery at the moment, I regret to say. I'll
get on it soon. It is, of course, summer vacation now, so I
certainly have plenty of free time to work on such things.
One might even say that I have too much time and that I
ought to get a job, but I don't think such talk ever got
anyone anywhere.
I really do have some things
to do this summer, anyway. My summer reading load for AP
English next year (Brit lit *shudders*) is quite heavy,
about 750 pages or so I would conservatively estimate. Three
books: Marquand's The
Late George Apley,
Shakespeare's Othello, and Joyce's Portrait of the Artist as a Young
Man. And, of course,
there is a substantial writing assignment to go along with
the reading. And since Mrs. Morgan gave us a summer
assignment for AP U.S. History last summer, I have no reason
to expect she'll do anything different for AP European
History this summer. I'll be checking my mail. And I do have
some independent reading I would like to do as well. For
three summers now I have promised myself that I would read
the Bible the whole way through. This may be the summer. I
have a thick illustrated history of Canada that I would like
to read, and several other books as well. And I still
haven't finished Stick and Rudder or Lord
of the Flies.
There's no excuse for either failure.
Looking at my calendar, I am
confronted by the fact that I now have less than one year
until graduation. That isn't really that scary to me, but it
ought to be since I have only a tenuous idea where I want to
go and what I want to do when I get there. This summer I
simply must visit some colleges, refine my list.
Explore my site, please, and
see some of the new things I've put in. Not too many things,
but enough to be worth poking around a little bit. And, for
the last time, I would love any comments on the new design.
Evan.
Sunday, June 20, 1999
This is the
first day of summer, right, or is it tomorrow? I don't
remember and I don't have a calendar in front of me. It
is Father's Day, though. Father's Day
is one of those sappy Hallmark Holidays. The problem with
Father's Day is that you're supposed to buy something for
your Dad, but that's way harder than buying something for
your Mom. I can just go into Pier 1, buy some $20 bauble and
she'll love it and I'll feel good. Unless you want to go the
tie route, you're probably gonna spend a lot of time coming
up with ideas that aren't lame for the old man. I think
that's why advertisers hawk Father's Day more than Mother's
Day - most people don't have a clue what to get. I've seen
ads for shirts, golf clubs, steaks, stereos.... Who the hell
buys meat off the TV, anyway?
I've been trying to figure
out vacation plans. Normally, I'd have a little pile of
airline tickets on my desk by April, but this year was a
little different. I'm really looking for somewhere north of
Warren after last year's two weeks of
BBQing my bod down south. I really hate hot weather, which
puts me in a minority around here. Dad wants to go to
Newfoundland or Maine or New Brunswick (BTW, where was Old
Brunswick?) or somewhere like that, which has potential. For
my part, I'd like to go back to Montréal, reconnoiter
a little bit, especially the university, now on my list.
Speaking of Montréal,
I was browsing through some photos there the other day.
There's some pretty cool spots there I'd forgotten about.
Here are a few of my favorites: the
city at night,
Place
des Arts,
Bank
of Montréal HQ, Old
Montréal, and
the Mary-Queen-of-the-World
Church. And here is
a
web cam from
1000 de la
Gauchetière Ouest, the tall building (the tallest in
Montréal, in fact) in the last picture, down onto the
church and the rest of the downtown.
I've got some new
airliner
photos scanned in,
but I haven't bothered to get them indexed or uploaded yet.
Sometime this week I might get around to doing it. It's a
surprising amount of work to do that, actually.
I got my report card last
week. It isn't too bad, all said, though there are a few
more Bs than I like to see. I have no idea how my GPA and
class rank have changed, though. When I go in in coming
weeks to drop off my physical form and get my schedule and
parking permit, I'll look into it.
That's my story this week.
Catch you later. Evan
Saturday, June 26, 1999
I've been
looking at the calendar all day, but I still cannot believe
that June is almost over. I've been such a slouch so far. I
haven't gotten any of
my plans even started yet. No vacation plans, no reading
done, nothing. What have I
been doing with myself? I can't imagine.
As expected, I got a letter
from Mrs. Morgan today with my European History reading
assignment. I lucked out and she gave me a light one,
though: War and
Peace. :-) I think,
with about 2000 pages of literature piled up on my desk now,
I had better not consider waiting until the last two weeks
of August to start reading them like I did last summer. I
only had The
Jungle and
Born on the Fourth of
July to read then,
and I read the latter in an afternoon on the couch in my
room without even getting up. But that is the price of
academic achievment, I suppose. I ought to go to the park to
read, so I can (a) be outside and getting some fresh air and
sun and (b) be away from tempting distractions like my
stereo and my computer. And the refridgerator.
Speaking of academic
achievment, I received a catalogue and application to
Harvard today. I nearly filled my pants when
I looked at it. Eighteen bloody pages! My McGill application that I got the other day
was like one page. No essays or listings of class activities
or clubs or secret societies or virginity status. All they
give a damn about is your record and scores on the boards.
I'm sure an application to work at Los
Alamos is shorter
than eighteen pages. "Have you ever visited China?" "Do you
own a little red book?" "Fill in the blank:
'E=m_2'"
The thing is, I don't really
even want to go to Harvard, no matter how good it is. It
seems the sort of place that wouldn't be much fun if you
couldn't afford to fly off skiing in Vermont by helicopter
with "the boys" or whatever else goes on. I've never cared
much for rich kids (or rich grown ups for that matter) and I
have little or no desire to spend four years feeling second
class.
I've often entertained the
thought of applying just to see if I could get in, but then
I'd be in a nasty corner. If I were
accepted, I'd probably end up having to go becuase Mom and
Dad would freak out that I'd rather not go to "the best."
And if I weren't
accepted, then I'd feel unworthy or stupid or something like
that. And like I'd wasted thirty-six fucking hours filling
out the application only to be let down....
But I think I'll hang onto
it just in case....
Evan
Thursday, July 1, 1999
Yay! It's Canada
Day! Actually, it isn't, a posted this two days early, but
most people reading this will probably be doing so well into
the 132nd
year of Confederation. I've actually been reading my
big
thick book on
Canadian history. I'm not very far into it, but it's been
interesting so far. There was a whole big section on Indian
trading that was pretty cool. There's this big perception
that the "noble savages" basically were like "You white man
- change firerod for beaver pelts? Make peace with Mohawk
people?" Of course, like everything else we believe about
Indians, that's a bunch of BS.
The natives were, first of
all, totally mystified by the attraction the beaver pelts
held for the Europeans. What they actually were, until well
into the 1800s, were "coat beaver," which meant beaver the
Indians had already made clothes out of. This made the fir
easier to make hats out of becuase, except for the Russians,
hatmakers didn't know how to make felt out of the "parchment
beavers." So the Indians thought they'd stumbled on a pretty
good racket, crazy Frenchmen falling all over themselves to
carry off their old duds.
Secondly, the Indians quicky
became demanding consumers. Says the book: "The Governor and
Committee directed their men in the bay to monitor Indian
reactions to company goods closely, and, when asked, the
Indians only too willingly gave them an earful of
complaints. The native people also learned the advantages of
comparison shopping as a trading ploy."
Anyhow, I've added a new
Canada-centric page to my site that you may wish
to check
out. Nothing but a
lot of links, but I'm rather pleased with it anyhow. I also
updated my Airliner
Photos about a week
back, in case you haven't seen that yet.
I figured out the other day
that my summer reading assignment works out to be 33
pages/day, seven days a week, until I go back to school,
which amounts to a lot heavier load than I had when I was
in school. I'd better get busy.
I was in the bookstore the
other day, looking for reading material (I got a Buffalo
Sabres hat instead, but what the hell). I teased Dad about a
tatoo magazine he was reading and he sarcastically
suggested, in an embarassingly loud voice, that I go read
the Backstreet
Boys magazines and
leave him alone. Anyway that got me thinking about what
exactly creeps me out so much about the BSB, when it hit me that one of them looks just
like the sinister Mr. Wint, the gay henchman of Blofeld in
Diamonds are
Forever, who was
blown up at the end by 007. It's really creepy. See what I
mean:
OK, enough with that now.
I'm gonna get into trouble going on like that. You never
know what kind of psycho fans might be reading.... There are
a lot of teeny boppers out there who could kick my ass,
sorry to say.
Actually, if I'm not
mistaken, there's a new James Bond movie coming out this
November. I'm looking forward to that. Anyhow, until I write
again, Evan
Thursday, July 8, 1999
Summer must
finally have rotted my brain, becuase I really can't think
of any "Thoughts" to share this week. That's pretty
pathetic, actually, especially since it's been a
particularly fertile week in news, Hillary carpetbagging in
my backyard, unbelievable heat and humidity, power outages,
our national holiday, serial killers, near-Air Canada
strike, new tariffs on Australian lamb meat, Pennsylvania
executing someone (it's been so long I'd forgotten we even
had a death penalty), and no doubt a lot of other things
I've already forgotten about as well.
Since I'm an airhead now, I
ought to just point out some of the updated pages so you can
think for me, but I've been tinkering around for a couple
days now, so I've sort of forgotten all of the things I've
done. The one page that I can point out is my Travel page, which now reflects my travel
plans. Yay! To give a little more detail, I'm flying to
Montréal on August 18th, hanging out there
until the 21st, flying straight onward to Halifax, and then
returning back to Toronto by way of Dorval on the 24th.
Should be fun. I'm also working on plans for Chicago
'99 in September,
too. I'm already excited about that. I love Chicago!
Until next week (or so),
Evan.
Friday, July 23, 1999
Long time, no
write. I have been updating the page, though. In particular,
I've done something rather cool with the Shocking Tell-All
that I think you should see. [Alas, the Shocking Tell-All is
no longer a part of the site. But it was cool. -Evan] That picture of me was taken by
my friend Kurt when I was up on the roof of the lean-to on
my garage, all the further I was really interested in going.
Kurt went all the way to the second storey roof of my house.
I don't like climbing too much. For someone who loves
aviation so much, I'm kinda sheepish about
heights. Not really frightened, but I would just as soon be
on the ground than on a roof or some such. It doesn't bother
me when I'm flying, though. I guess it is probably the
result of one too many nightmares about scaling high, sheer
surfaces (if I had a dollar for every dream I've had about
climbing Kinzua
Dam, I would be
telling this to a therapist and not you). But I
digress.
It's been a pretty quiet
couple of weeks since I wrote in here last. I am
sooo behind on my reading schedule that
I'm starting to go into denial about it and deliberately
getting behind even more. I'm so bummed about the AP Euro
book in particular. But I guess it will be worth it. I got
my score back for my AP U.S. History exam a few weeks back.
I got a 5, which is the best you can do. That means "Highest
Recommendation" or something like that. I'm not really sure.
I'll stack that with my 800 Verbal on the SAT on my shelf of
ultimately meaningless moments of academic fanfare. Gosh,
mixed metaphor alert!. Make that a 790.
Actually, the most
interesting thing lately has been the moustace I am growing.
It's just a temporary thing; I'll hack it off when I go for
my senior picture here in a week or so. Mostly I just wanted
to see if I could actually swing it. The jury is still out.
Actually, though, it has been rather broadening. Here are a
few of the things I have learned:
- People make fun of you.
Even people who look way shabbier than you do.
- You shouldn't lick you
upper lip anymore. It doesn't taste very good...
- ...unless you've got
food in there, which seems to be a bigger problem than
you would expect with even a seedy chocolate milk stain
like I have.
- Having one reduces your
chances of cutting yourself shaving dramatically.
Now you know. Next time I
post here, I will probably add a number 5: It sucks when you
finally have to shave it off. Evan
Thursday, August 12, 1999
It certainly has
been a long time since I've updated here, and I apologize to
the two or fewer of you who actually care. Sowwy.
Summer is going far too
fast. People keep saying, "So, did you have a good summer?"
or "Well, I guess summer is over, huh?" No, no, no! There's
still almost three weeks of summer left. And I'm planning to
make the most of them.
My Canada trip is next week.
We're going to go up to Toronto the night before (Tuesday)
and stay at the airport Sheraton so that we can avoid the
serious rush hour crush on the QEW Wednesday morning. That's
prudent, I guess, but if I had known that was the plan I
would have booked us on an earlier flight to Montréal
than the 10:00. Air Canada has a service called Rapidair between Toronto and Montréal
that amounts to hourly or half-hourly service all day long.
I suppose if we appear at the check-in at 8:00, bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed, they might just put us on an earlier
flight. No reason why not...that I know of. But it
is an airline....
Toronto
traffic is pretty
intense. There is really only one freeway from one end of
the city to the other, the Macdonald-Cartier Expressway, or,
more simply, the 401. Experts say that the 401 is the second
most congested road in North America after the Santa Monica.
From around Yonge St. clear out towards Oshawa in the east,
there are 16 lanes of traffic, which is one damn wide swath
of concrete. The Gardiner Expressway - the eastern end of
the QEW that runs along the lake through downtown - is sort
of an interesting road. It reminds me of Lakeshore Drive in
Chicago, which is a real experience. The Gardiner is sort of
stupid, though, in that it doesn't go anywhere. It just sort
of ends abruptly. If the Ontario government would turn it
into a throughway, it would probably relieve the 401 a
little bit, but maybe they want to keep it relatively
uncongested. Whatever the scheme, being the fourth largest
metropolis in North America, Toronto could use some better
roads.
I've been reading
War and
Peace. I just
started, but I'm pleased with my progress so far. I'm not
going to panic on it, even though time is running down. It
is a little bit dull, but readable anyway and a little bit
amusing in spots. I think I am going to get some of my
buddies together some night and try to tie a policeman to a
bear for fun. At my arraignment, I'll blame it on Tolstoy.
Authorities will then censor the book just like they have
The Basketball
Diaries and pretend
they're helping to cure society's ills. Between that,
posting the Ten Commandments on every street corner, and
otherwise inflitrating religious
opinions into
schools, we'd be well on our way to ending all our
shooting
sprees of late,
don't you think?
Well, enough with such
gloomy subjects. I'm going on vacation! I'm working on a
little vacation page that you can use to keep track of me
while I'm away, so check back for that on Tuesday. In the
mean time, I was at the Cleveland Airport on Monday dropping
my uncle off and snapped a few pictures, which I plan on putting online
before I leave. Tomorrow? And, of course, I will certainly
be bringing back some pictures from Canada, which I'm sure
won't be limited only to airliners.
Until I update again,
Evan.
Monday, August 30, 1999
Just so you all
know: tomorrow. Wow. Only 180 more Commonwealth
of Pennsylvania-mandated days of public education left to
go.
I'm not really excited to go
back, which is the way of it some years. Last year I was
ready to go back. This year.... I wish I had finished my AP
Euro book. Actually, I think that's the least of it. I
always get really depressed around the middle of September
and stay that way most of the way through October and into
November sometimes. I think it's a seasonal-affective thing
(going from 15 hours of sunlight down to about 8, leaves
falling off the trees, runny nose, my first scratchy throat,
readjustment to school). I'm so not looking forward to
facing it again this year. On the up-side, nothing cures my
autumn blues quite like a snow storm (how sick is that), and
the Farmer's
Almanac says we're
supposed to get a big, early winter.
Plus, there's the factor
mentioned in the first paragraph: I'm almost free! I'm sick
of Warren, I'm sick of high
school, and I'm
looking forward to getting out of both very much. I've got a
university I
really like in mind,
and there's considerable comfort in the knowledge that, if I
work hard now, I can be there in 365 days.
I visited McGill when I was
in Montréal a week and a half ago; got the official
tour and everything. Really, I'm only more interested now.
The campus is splendid and old, with real ivy
covered buildings and everything. There are a lot of new
monstrosities too, but the Lower Campus mostly has the
Oxbridge thing going. Some highlights:
- The student services
building is the William
Shatner Student Centre. He's actually an alumnus!
- The Physics
Library, one of
the Macdonald science buildings, was the building where
Rutherford discovered the alpha particle and developed
the Rutherford Model of the atom (for those of you who
did worse than I did in Chemistry, that marked the
beginning of the modern era in atomic theory).
- The statue of James
McGill walking in the snow, which probably looks more
authentic in January. The student guide said that people
put flags and cigarettes in his hand.
- The Gates of Love onto
Sherbrooke St. They are called the Roddick Gates, after
their wealthy benefactor, but the student guide was from
the Laurentians and had a serious Québécois
accent, so there was a pretty hilarious moment of
misunderstanding from his all-anglo tour group.
- The guide also reassured
me that I could write all my papers in French.
Tres
bien, if they'll
take Frére
Jacques as my
senior thesis.
I'll hold out on the rest of
my trip details until I get my pictures back and have a
chance to get them scanned in and put online. Translation:
next weekend.
As a landmark in the history
of this web page, my web counter on the Index
page passed 10,000
yesterday. Actually, I was the number 10,000, which was a
pretty far-out coincidence. Technically speaking, I ought to
have been number 10,055, since my web counter didn't add all
the visitors who came while I was in Canada to the total (I
changed the file name so I could have the vacation web-cam
page). I was so filled with excitement and pride that I went
to Burger King.
Wish me luck tomorrow, and
for the next 180 days following. Evan.
(Oh P.S., to the individual
who sent me the two page email explaining why DIA is better
than O'Hare, and why I am too stupid to know anything about
airports whatsoever, Je m'en branle, chameau!
See, I do know some
French!)
Wednesday, September 8, 1999
Tomorrow is the
dreaded 9-9-99 that all the computer nerds are worked up
about. I don't know why we are paying attention to them,
they are the ones that messed this all up in the first
place. My physics teacher explained the problem to us, and I
must say it all sounds very dubious. Apparently, there is a
school of thought that more computers could be affected by
this than by the Year 2000 thing (I'm sick of hearing it
called "Y2K").
Anyway, I'm back in
action. This was, for the record, just
about the easiest Back-to-School transition I've ever had,
or at least since school started being stressful
(middle
school). I just sort
of sailed into it, learned my schedule immediatly, and now
I'm in the loop and it doesn't seem so bad. Knock on wood,
of course. My schedule, FYI:
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First
Semester
|
Second
Semester
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1. Latin IV / Mr.
Hopwood
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1. Latin IV / Mr.
Hopwood
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2. Guidance Office
aide
|
2. Constitutional
Law / Mrs. Morgan
|
|
3. AP European
History / Mrs. Morgan
|
3. AP European
History / Mrs. Morgan
|
|
4. Physical
Education / Mr. Phillips
|
4. Study
Hall
|
|
5. Physics / Mr.
Becker
|
5. Physics / Mr.
Becker
|
|
6. Study
Hall
|
6. U.S. Military
History / Mr. Barlow
|
|
7. AP Politics
& Government / Mr. Baxter
|
7. AP Politics
& Government / Mr. Baxter
|
|
8. AP English /
Mrs. Weigel
|
8. AP English /
Mrs. Weigel
|
Anyway, I'm sure you were
all really interested in that. Oh, well, I felt like putting
it in. Sue me. Really, though, school has been pretty good
so far. I'm enjoying it, which will make it go more quickly
anyhow. My reignited fondness for certain people is making
my desire to get off to college as fast as possible seem
less...desirous, but I'm sure that I will be ready to take
the plunge when the time comes, no matter what. Already,
friends of mine are making their plans, applying, deciding
where they want to spend four years...scary.
New
airliner photos up.
Actually, they've been up for a couple of days now. There
are a few good ones from Canada in there. Check 'em out.
I've got a full two megs (my AOL allowance) on now, so
enjoy. Arrangements have been made for my fourth annual
Chicago trip with Dad, September 23-26. As I did last year,
I fully expect to return with a huge load of airliner
photos, though I'm hoping I can skip a repeat of the part
where we were stranded at O'Hare Sunday night becuase of a
storm. It was cute the first time, but I think it would be a
little anticlimactic to do it again.
Other web site updates: a
panorama photo of Warren has been added to the map
page, which you
should have a look at as it is rather good, as well as a
major addition to the spotting
page.
I also uploaded a few
pictures from my Canadian vacation last month. They are
pretty good. I don't feel like writing about the trip now,
or, most likely, at any point in the future (sorry; maybe
I'll warm up to it), so these may have to suffice as a
travelogue:
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City
of Halifax
|
This is a view
across the Halifax Harbor (the second largest in
the world) to the city of Dartmouth on the other
side, taken from the Citadel on the hill. Notice
the warships; Halifax is the base of operations for
the Canadian
Atlantic fleet.
|
|
Bay
of Fundy
|
Here is the Bay of
Fundy, specifically the Minas Basin, home of the
world's highest tides (around 50 feet in places).
This picture was taken at about half tide, but you
can see how much higher they come.
|
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Peggy's
Cove Lighthouse
|
This is the world's
most famous lighthouse. The Swissair 111 crash last
year occured right off the coast here. A memorial
service was held two weeks after we left.
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Warning
sign on Lighthouse
|
In the U.S., this
sign would say "Danger: Keep off rocks. $350
fine."
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Me
at Peggy's Cove
|
And here I am
(smiling broadly). Peggy's Cove is so perfectly
quaint, just as if it was painted by some kitschy
artist. That's what keeps the tourists
coming.
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Saint
John, New Brunswick
|
This is Saint John
from about six miles away.
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OK, one last Thought is that
I should get off the computer and write my essay for English
(see above). Until next week.... Evan
Tuesday, September 14, 1999
The good
news is that I have
a major case of "I told you so" over the latest news about
the 737s. The bad news is that I'm getting on board one next
week.
I've never really cared for
737s, and not just becuase they are the most uncomfortable
jet out there. They've just always struck me as somewhat
poorly designed. Ever noticed the way the wings wag at low
speed on the first and second generation models? They have
to land with quite a bit of power too (DC-9s and some other
aircraft idle off before flaring). The lateral stability in
those things is so precarious anyway, the last thing they
need is a rudder problem. The Next Generation models - -600
through -900 - have a brand new wing and enlarged vertical
stabilizer, which does make them far more steady (I've flown
the -700, so I can speak from some experience here). But I
still don't like them.
I was also just watching a
program on The
History Channel
about all the planes and boats that have disappeared -
sometimes without a trace - over the Great Lakes over the
years. I don't want you to think I'm getting neurotic, but I
am flying between Buffalo and Chicago, which puts me over at
least two of them. Yikes.... Anyway, next Thursday, if you
hear that United 1707 has crashed, don't expect any more
updates.
OK, I'm being macarbe, I
admit. I'm not really afraid to fly - never have been - but
one can't help pondering these things. As far as ways to
kick the bucket go, plane crash doesn't sound too bad
compared to lung cancer or tetanus, but I'd rather hold off
until a slightly riper age than 17.
Let's change the subject. I
am indeed going to Chicago again, which is great. Aside from
the Carp Classic, I'm hoping to get in a visit to the
University
of Chicago (I
visited Northwestern last year). If there are any
Rockefellows reading this who would like to tour me around,
that'd be great. French accent preferred. :-)
Heh heh, that wasn't nice.
Besides not having a cool accent, I'm guessing that my
Chicago tour guide won't tell the group where all the
brothels and heroin houses (piquettes) in the area are located, which, yes, the
McGill guy did.
Well, this time I've got to
go and write a History essay. Damn school, huh? :-)
Evan
Tuesday, September 28, 1999
I'm back!
Actually, I was back Sunday night since, unlike last year, I
was not stranded at O'Hare, an experience I highly recommend.
Our flight was delayed for over an hour, though, since the
plane was stuck in some dumb midwestern place (I think it
was Cedar Rapids). Like every flight I've ever been on into
or out of Buffalo, it was completely full,
disproportionately with camera-toting Japanese tourists
dreaming of the water running over the hill (yeah, that's
sarcasm, I've never understood the allure of Niagara Falls
and probably never will). But it was also fast - like an
hour from wheels up to wheels down, so I wasn' really that
late getting home afterall. The outbound flight was nearly
two, but the resturn was faster for several reasons:
- Faster airplane. The 727
is, aside from the obvious and irrelevent exception of
the Concorde, the fastest narrowbody aircraft, and second
fastest subsonic airliner overall (the 747 is faster).
737s, on the other hand, are one of the slowest, and we
were delayed by ATC, too.
- Prevailing winds. We
were flying east. Duh.
- Hot rod pilot. See my
new quotation on the front page and its explanation.
- More direct
routing.
The last bullet point
deserves some elaboration. On the way to Chicago, we sat in
the plane on the runway in Buffalo for like 20 minutes
before taking off because of some air traffic control hiccup
in Cleveland. That was a bummer. And once we were under way,
our speed was limited becuase of congestion, too. And we
took a way northerly route, which was actually really cool.
We took off from the airport and flew out over downtown,
across the Niagara River (with The Falls visible just to the
north), and along the southern tip of Lake Ontario (along
the QEW). We covered the distance from the Canadian border
to Hamilton in like two minutes. It's the most interminable
segment of the drive to Toronto, so I was sort of impressed
by that. It was a rather overcast day, so I couldn't see
Toronto across the lake like I could have if it had been a
little bit clearer. We kept flying northwest for a long
time, across a major hunk of Lake Huron and into Michigan,
over Michigan and across the Great Lake of the same name,
and then down into Chicago, landing without delay. It was a
really out-of-the-way route, being sent that far up into
Canada, but there was quite a bit to see, so I didn't mind.
I've never been west of Hamilton in Canada before, so it was
all foreign territory to me. On the return flight, however,
we hugged the northern shore of Lake Erie pretty closely,
except around Detroit, where we got the hell out of the way
of all the traffic there.
Heading west on Thursday, I
actually saw something really cool from the air just east of
Motown. It was Northwest DC-10 climbing out from
Metro
airport. It was
heading due east, the totally opposite direction of our
plane, and about five thousand or so feet below us. Anyway,
it looked like it was going about 1,000 MPH becuase of the
combined speed of our two aircraft. And so close! I'd never
seen anything like that before.
Chicago was good, as usual.
The weather was quite nice, especially on Sunday (the day we
left, of course). Dad did terrible in the Carp Classic, but
it was becuase he got a miserable peg, just awful. We made a
quick jaunt down to see the University
of Chicago, though I
didn't get a formal tour. I'm really not interested anymore,
I've got to say. It's way far south, past the reach of the
El (so getting anywhere would be a nightmare), and in the
middle of a total slum. The area it is actually in, Hyde
Park, is sort of a cool academic area, but it's a tiny
island in the middle of some really scary territory. Unlike
Evanston (home of Northwestern), this really isn't the sort of
place I'd feel great about walking around after dark, which
is pretty early much of the year in Chicago. The campus
doesn't have much charm to it, either. Anyway, if Hyde Park
looks miserable compared to Evanston, I can assure you it
looks really
bad compared to downtown Montréal. So, to make a long
story short, McGill is still in a convincing lead. I'd
still like to live in Chicago someday, just cause I think
it's a neat place, but I'd rather wait until I have $$$ and
can live in a real place (the area along Lincoln Park is
really, really nice). I don't think I want to be a student
there.
On Friday, there was a big
movie crew about a block down the river from where we were
fishing, filming Rocky
& Bullwinkle, the new movie version with/produced by Robert
De Niro. I walked down and squoze my way past the security
detail and watched for a while. They weren't really doing
too much, but they were setting up for a pretty big stunt.
Basically all I saw was an inflatable Bullwinkle sitting in
a turquoise Chrysler Sebring convertible (they had a Rocky
balloon around somewhere too). I was told by the set
assistant sent over to keep an eye on us gawkers and the
people wanting to get through on bikes (they had a big hunk
of the Riverwalk closed off) that it is going to be a live
action/animated movie, so I assume the Halloween props are
to take the place on the film until the cartoons can be
inserted ala Roger
Rabbit. Anyway,
I took a picture (probably verboten), which I will be sure to post when I get it
back. They did a couple takes with these two James Bond
bimbo-looking villains (think two African-American Xena
Onatopps) sneaking around, then I got bored and left (my
attention span is generally low). Later on that evening,
after I was gone, they catapulted the Sebring into the
Chicago River. The footage was on the 11:00 news and a
picture was in the Tribune the next day (I'll scan that in too
when I get the chance). Anyway, although I think it is a
stupid idea for a movie (though not half as stupid as the
recent Dudley
Do-Right), I
guess I'll have to go and see it now.
Anyway, this here narrative
is about the only update to the site I have at the moment.
My O'Hare airliner photos will be coming online sometime
this weekend, so you can all be waiting for that with bated
breath. I think I have a couple good ones. There are a few
other things I'm going to post this week when I get time, so
be on the lookout. Bye now. Evan
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